FROM THE TOP-NOTCH: MEDIA MATTERS FOR AMERICA
- “I hate her. I hate her. All that she stands for.“
- “She Devil“
- “Nurse Ratched“
- “Madame Defarge“
- “Witchy“
- “Anti-male“
- “[U]ppity“
- “She’s going to tell us what to do.“
- “Her scolding manner in terms of her public speaking“
- “[L]et’s talk about the troops …Will they take the orders?“
- “[D]oesn’t she know she looks like a fraud?“
- “Look at those eyes. Look at the cold eyes that she’s giving him. Look at that cold look.“
- “[L]ike a strip-teaser saying she’s flattered by the all the attention“
- On Sen. Clinton’s endorsers: “castratos in the eunuch chorus“
- “Let me tell you how short Hillary’s leash is.“
- “Is she a convincing mom?“
- On Sen. Clinton’s laugh: “What do you make of the cackle?“
- “[S]he’s clapping, like she’s Chinese. I know the Chinese clap at each other, but what is she clapping at? I mean, it’s like one of these wind-up things.“
- “[S]he was giving a campaign barn-burner speech, which is harder to give for a woman; it can grate on some men when they listen to it — fingernails on a blackboard, perhaps.”
- “Is there, out there in the country or out in the Atlantic Ocean, some gigantic monster — big, green, horny-headed, all kinds of horns coming out, big, aggressive monster of anti-Hillaryism that hasn’t shown itself: it’s based upon gender …“
- “[B]eing surrounded by women, does that make a case for commander in chief — or does it make a case against it?“
- “Is she hemmed in by the fact that she’s a woman and can’t admit a mistake, or else the Republicans will say, ‘Oh, that’s a woman’s prerogative to change her mind,’ or ‘another fickle woman’? Is her gender a problem in her ability to change her mind?“
- “[T]he reason she’s a U.S. senator, the reason she’s a candidate for president, the reason she may be a front-runner is her husband messed around.“
- “She may have gotten The Des Moines Register‘s endorsement the other day, thanks to her husband’s lobbying with its female editors and publisher …“
Group Think, Duct Tape and Slam Dunks


Homer is quite the chef.