- The UN has to open a special branch just to keep track of the chaos and bloodshed, UNAMI.
- Abovementioned branch cannot be run from your country.
- The politicians who worked to put your country in this sorry
state can no longer be found inside of, or anywhere near, its borders. - The only thing the US and Iran can agree about is the deteriorating state of your nation.
- An 8-year war and 13-year blockade are looking like the country’s ‘Golden Years’.
- Your country is purportedly ‘selling’ 2 million barrels of oil
a day, but you are standing in line for 4 hours for black market
gasoline for the generator. - For every 5 hours of no electricity, you get one hour of public
electricity and then the government announces it’s going to cut back on
providing that hour. - Politicians who supported the war spend tv time debating whether it is ‘sectarian bloodshed’ or ‘civil war’.
- People consider themselves lucky if they can actually identify the corpse of the relative that’s been missing for two weeks.
Group Think, Duct Tape and Slam Dunks
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