Sadly, No! » The Pluperfect Malkin

HERE’S A GREAT RUNDOWN OF THE WINGNET’S QUEEN BEE : MICHELLE MALKIN
FROM THE EQUALLY GREAT “SADLY, NO”

A drama in three leanly-wrought acts:

Jimmy Carter math
By Michelle Malkin
December 19, 2006 11:26 AM

Jimmy Carter says he has signed more than 100,000 books during his book tour.

Book publishing insider Brad Miner’s B.S. detector has been activated.

Update: Whoops.

A work in progress:

Retraction: “Jamil Hussein”
By Michelle Malkin
December 18, 2006 11:04 AM

A few minutes ago, I posted an update to the Jamil Hussein story. My source just informed me that he had incorrect information. I’m removing the post. I’ll update as soon as I know more.

Update: Marc Danziger reports the results of his investigation.

A spoiler for those who wish to skip ahead: The Iraqi police officer’s correct name is Jamail Hussein, not ‘Jamil.’ So, in regard to Malkin & Co.’s weeks-long hurricane tantrum accusing the Associated Press of using a nonexistent source in order to help spread enemy propaganda: Whoops.

Also, previously: Whoops.

A treatise on fairness:

Not everyone’s a winner
By Michelle Malkin
December 18, 2006 09:29 AM

In all its breathless purple prose about the “new digital democracy” and the “unmediated free-for-all” on YouTube, Time magazine ignores certain citizen journalists and overlooks those who have been banned from participating for expressing unpopular views.

We remember.

michellemalkin.jpg
Above: certain citizen journalists

Oh, we remember some things as well. 2006 has been a remarkable year for ol’ Michelle, filled as it’s been with the suicide of one of her targets, an admirer’s arrest for serial domestic terrorism, a lot of jumping up and down and yelling, and steaming plates of crow apparently served with onion rings.

Let us be among the first to congratulate the intrepid citizen-journalists of the WingNet.

PS: After Michelle bit the onion ring, it resembled a crescent…a crescent…a crescent…

powered by performancing firefox

Leave a comment