http://www.chriskula.com/2005/04/walking-tour-of-union-square.html
A Walking Tour of Union Square
People come up to me on the street all the time and ask, “So Kula, it’s spring now and I want to hang outside with my friends – where should we go?”
“How about … TO HELL!” I scream, raising a bloody knife.
“No no,” they laugh. “Somewhere downtown, like around 14th.”
“Oh, okay,” I say, not lowering the knife. “Well, then how about…”
